"Sometimes a scream is
better than a thesis."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Anything that is too
stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire
"When choosing between
two evils, I always like to try the one
I've never tried before."
- Mae West
"If I were two-faced,
would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"Ask her to wait a moment
- I am almost done."
- Carl Friedrich Gauss,
when informed that his wife is dying
"Better to remain silent
and be thought a fool
than to speak out and
remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I married the first man
I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my
children, they just about throw up."
- Barbara Bush
"If you want a guarantee,
buy a toaster."
- Clint Eastwood
"Admiration, n. Our polite
recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
- Ambrose Bierce
"If you think that something
small cannot make a difference-
try going to sleep with
a mosquito in the room."
- Unknown
"I've never had major
knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward
"Smoking kills. If you're
killed, you've lost a very
important part of your
life."
- Brooke Shields
"Outside of the killings,
Washington has one of
the lowest crime rates
in the country."
- Mayor Marion Barry,
Washington, DC
"Early to rise, Early
to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead."
- The Warner Brothers
(Animaniacs)
"I hope life isn't a big
joke ... because I don't get it."
- unknown
"I'd stop eating chocolate,
but I'm no quitter."
- unknown
"I'm so poor I can't even
pay attention."
- unknown
"You're never too old
to do goofy stuff."
- Ward Cleaver
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